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“A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”
★★★★★“Send a cheeky note”
“Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”
★★★★★“Amazing”
“I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”
★★★★★“Very good gift”
“My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”
★★★★★“My new go-to gift!”
“Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”
★★★★★“Great quality gift!”
“Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”
★★★★★“Amazing Gift Idea!”
“A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”
★★★★★“Send a cheeky note”
“Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”
★★★★★“Amazing”
“I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”
★★★★★“Very good gift”
“My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”
★★★★★“My new go-to gift!”
“Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”
★★★★★“Great quality gift!”
“Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”
★★★★★“Amazing Gift Idea!”
“A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”
★★★★★“Send a cheeky note”
“Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”
★★★★★“Amazing”
“I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”
★★★★★“Very good gift”
“My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”
★★★★★“My new go-to gift!”
“Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”
★★★★★“Great quality gift!”
“Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”
★★★★★“Amazing Gift Idea!”
“A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”
★★★★★“Send a cheeky note”
“Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”
★★★★★“Amazing”
“I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”
★★★★★“Very good gift”
“My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”
★★★★★“My new go-to gift!”
“Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”
★★★★★“Great quality gift!”
“Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”
★★★★★“Amazing Gift Idea!”
“A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”
★★★★★“Send a cheeky note”
“Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”
★★★★★“Amazing”
“I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”
★★★★★“Very good gift”
“My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”
★★★★★“My new go-to gift!”
“Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”
★★★★★“Great quality gift!”
“Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”
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