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Personalised Chocolate & Freeze Dried Lollies

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Because who could be offended by Belgian's finest chocolate?!

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  • Freeze Dried Skittles

    Freeze Dried Skittles

    $11.99
  • Personalised Slab
    Personalised Slab

    Personalised Slab

    $36.95
  • Freeze Dried Strawberries and Cream

    Freeze Dried Strawberries and Cream

    $11.99
  • A Bag of Dicks
    A Bag of Dicks

    A Bag of Dicks

    $19.95

How it works

  • Choose your products

    Decide between one of our custom bars or a bag of chocolate penises

  • Customise your order

    Let us know what message and extras you would like on your order

  • Leave nothing unspoken

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Sweet Talk

  • ★★★★★

    “Amazing Gift Idea!”

    “A fun and personal way of adding a little extra to a celebration.”

    Kirsty
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    “Send a cheeky note”

    “Hilarious messages but the chocolate also tastes great!”

    Ange
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    “Amazing”

    “I will never find a better way to celebrate a colonoscopy”

    Jonathan
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    “Very good gift”

    “My boyfriend loved it and wanted another, very happy!!”

    Anna
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    “My new go-to gift!”

    “Funny messages and yummy chocolate. I'll be ordering more!”

    Jemma
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    “Great quality gift!”

    “Perfect for quirky messages too good to put in a card”

    Melissa