Big D Energy
How does it work?
1. Customise your text (up to 10 letters per line, 3 line max)
2. Choose your favourite candy sprinkles and toppings (IMO: the best part!)
3. Send your bar anonymously or live life on the edge, throw caution to the wind and let them know it's from you, you wild one!
Important Shipping information
We aim to get all orders out within 7 - 10 business days. Every order is sent via Express Post and is in an insulated bag. We only send on Monday, Tuesday & Wednesdays.
The delectable fine print
Salty Mail does not take any responsibility for the messages written on items, we are instructed what to write when the product is purchased. We do not alter or change this in anyway. However, nobody can use our services to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint or any unlawful purposes. When purchasing you agree that this is in humor, a gag gift and for entertainment purposes - we only want to bring smiles and laughter!
We reserve the right to cancel any orders we may perceive as
(a) being sent with ill intent; or
(b) feature images of a minor that may be considered inappropriate.
You must be over the age of 18 to order. When you order from our website you agree to release Salty Mail from all and any liability associated with the use of our services.
Word on the street is that there's a new man about town. He's a little bit salty, a little bit sweet and he's got a whole lotta BDE (that's short for Big Dick Energy!)
6 inches of chocolately goodness for your lucky recipient to wrap their lips around. Finish him off (no pun intended) with 100s and 1000s or Nerds for a bit of a kick, with the added option to include our brand new personalised images. That's right. You can now add your favourite picture to a chocolate scrotum. Don't ever say we do nothing for you.
So if sending Big Dick Energy into the universe is absolutely your jam, then this Big D has got you covered!
